Life in Rhymes
Wednesday, March 30, 2011

April Fool's

I'm not a fan of April Fool's
And let me tell you why.
Everything that you'll read online
Will all be just a lie.

"New Tech That's Going to Change the World."
"Twitter Sold for Pennies."
"iPad 7 Seen in the Wild."
"Robots Hired at Denny's."

"Hollywood Gets Behind 4d."
"Potter Finale Flops."
"New Star Wars Movies Just Announced."
"Pixar Raided by Cops."

"Walmart Files for Bankruptcy."
"Apple Stock Hits the Floor."
"Google Employees All Let Go."
"Zuckerberg Shown the Door."

"Angry Birds Breaks the Internet."
"Nintendo Buys Sony."
"XBox Live Shuts Down Forever."
"Bill Gates Buys a Pony."

This is why I'm just not a fan
Of the first of April.
At least it's only once a year,
For that I am grateful.